Based on these random interviews at Texas Tech*, maybe prospective college students should be required to pass the Citizenship test before attending college.
Citizenship Test as a Prerequisite for College Admissions?
No Gays Allowed
It’s official, to be a teabagger, i.e good American, you must be white and heterosexual. See the video below of a Tea Party Rally where the speaker, encouraged by his audience, goes after his own Republican Senator […]
And what would have happened if they had lost?
Team releases 6 players for beating up their coach JESENICE, Slovenia – Six Slovenian ice hockey players who beat up their American coach after winning a league title were released by the team Thursday. […]
Finally, a Use for Black Site Secret Prisons
Walking in my front yard I spied a line of fire ants. Despite my best efforts, I could not find the mound. Thus, I did what every red-blooded American would do; I grabbed one of […]
TEABAGGING REVISTED
I’m watching “Larry King Live” last night and discovered that Larry is still alive as he got a little punchy with the teabaggers appearing on his show. The first guest was some guy who fashioned […]
Hariri where ought thou?
A bomb explodes in central Beirut killing what many believe to be Lebanon’s best hope for peace in decades. Twenty-one others died when the 2200 pound bomb exploded near the 446-room InterContinental Phoenicia Hotel while […]
Jews and Ice
What’s the deal with Jews and ice? On January 2, 2010 Israeli Jew Hezi Dayan broke American Jew David Blaine’s record of living in a giant ice cube. I guess it’s a genetic trait that […]
Yada, Yada, Yada…and That’s Why We Live on Mars
It’s cold in Houston, abnormally so. Generally speaking our winter has been colder than most remember. Plus, Dallas is covered with 11 inches of snow and DC still faces 6 foot snow drifts. DJ’s report […]
Urgent Notice for all Zebra and Wildebeest Readers
To all my Zebra and Wildebeest readers: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! Kenya relocates thousands of animals to game park By TOM MALITI, Associated Press Writer Tom Maliti, Associated Press Writer SOYSAMBU, Kenya – Kenyan authorities on […]
Timing is everything – McGuire & Edwards
Admissions, contriteness, apologies – all good for the soul and TMZ.com; sometimes people wait for the confession booth, Yom Kipper, or both. But waiting for a new job or book release, well that’s something entirely […]