Scott Brown Accused of Plagiarism: Penis in 1982 Cosmo Layout that of Elizabeth Dole

BOSTON, Oct. 13 (UPI) – Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown was accused today of plagiarizing his penis with that of former N. Carolina Senator Elizabeth Dole in a 1982 Cosmopolitan photo spread that named Brown the “sexiest man in America.”  Brown denied the charge but would not elaborate. “I don’t want to lengthen this conversation any longer than necessary,” he said.

Senator Dole, the wife of former US Senator and 1996 Republican Presidential nominee Bob Dole, was circumstance in her reaction.  “I can’t tell if it’s mine or not though I do hope that Senator Brown was not thrust into the public limelight under false pretense.”


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