Trump is no Marcel Marceau

Trump is such a terrible negotiator that he couldn’t negotiate his way out of a pantomime box.

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The New Calamity

“Give me your tired, Your poor, Your huddled masses And in exchange we’ll give you Stephen Miller.”

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Benedict Arnold in the age of Trump

General George Washington, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, expressed full support for Major General Benedict Arnold.

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Trump’s DNA Test

My DNA analysis was done as a part of doing the show. We ended up doing two stories. The first on my mother’s side about my great-great-grandfather, a Scottish clansman and the second on my father’s side, a Neanderthal from approximately 80,000 years ago. The Scot fought not only the English but members of his own clan while the Neanderthal’s DNA matches my own at levels not seen since their extinction.

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VOTERS ANXIOUS OVER TRUMP OVERWHELM MENTAL HEALTH CARE WORKERS

“Our research indicates that the difference with this election is that it’s not so much about change, or concern with particular issue, rather there’s an overarching anxiety that a Trump victory will, to put it succinctly, alter the American way of life.”

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Pokémon Busts Armed Robbers Out of Jail

The power of Pokémon was no match for the O’Fallon, Missouri jail on Monday as Machamp, a purplish multi-armed Pokémon who can launch 125 punches per second per arm, broke out 4 male prisoners.

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This is Mark.

This is Mark. Mark is cynical. Mark sees annoying stick figure memes, he hits delete. Mark wants this silly trend to stop. Are you like Mark?

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“The Kelly File” Stops at “C”

Pretty sure “The Kelly File” stops at “C”. Anti … Benghazi … Clinton

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Photo of Secret Spurs “Sauna” Practice Leaked

A photo anonymously leaked to the press, reveals a secret Spurs practice two days before Game One of the NBA Finals in an undisclosed gym. According to the source, sauna like conditions were created for the practice after Spurs’ coaches raised the gym temperature to over 95 degrees Fahrenheit in order to prepare the team for the planned Game One air conditioning failure.

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Reparative Therapy for Texas Republicans

Kingdom of Heaven recommends reparative therapy for Texas Republicans.

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