Obam a Care

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(If Ted Cruz understood the meaning of the original.)

I am Ware

I am Ware.
Ware I err.

That Ware-I-err
That Ware-I-err!
I do not like
that Ware-I-err.

Do you like
Obam a Care?

I do not like it
Ware-I-err.
I do not like
Obam a Care.

Would you like it
here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
Obam a Care.
I do not like it,
Ware-I-err.

Would you like it
for your spouse?
Would you like it
with Bob Strauss?

I do not like it
for my spouse.
I do not like it
with Bob Strauss.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like Obam a Care
I do not like it, Ware-I-err.

Would you use
for your pox?
Would you use it
if hit by rocks?

Not with pox.
Or hit by rocks.
Not for my spouse.
Or with Bob Strauss.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I would not choose Obam a Care.
I do not like it, Ware-I-err.

Would you? Could you?
If really sick?
Try it! Try it!
Just you pick.
I would not,
could not
if really sick.

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
for a knee?
I would not, could not for a knee.
Not for my pox! You let me be.

I do not like it for my pox.
I do not like it if hit by rocks.
I do not like it for my spouse
I do not like it with Bob Strauss
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Obam a Care.
I do not like it, Ware-I-err.

A cane! A cane!
A cane! A cane!
Could you, would you
to buy a cane?

Not for a cane! Not for my knee!
Or really sick! Ware! Let me be!
I would not, could not, for my pox.
I could not, would not, if hit by rocks.
I will not use it for my spouse
I will not use it with Bob Strauss.
I will not use it here or there.
I will not use it anywhere.
I do not like it, Ware-I-err.

Say!
If bit by sharks?
Here at the park!
Would you, could you, if bit by sharks?

I would not, could not, to buy a cane.
Or bit by sharks. If only sprained.
Not if sick, Not for my knee.
I do not like it, Ware, you see.
Not for my spouse. Not with Bob Strauss.
I will not use it here or there.
I will not use it anywhere!

You do not like
Obam a Care?
You do not like it.

SO you say.

Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Ware!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!

I like Obam a Care!
I do!! I like it, Ware-I-err!
And I would use it for my gout!
And I would use it yes no doubt…
And I will use it to buy a cane.
If bit by sharks or help a sprain.
And if sick, Or for my knee.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will use it for my pox.
And I will use if hit by rocks.
And I will use it for my spouse.
And I will use it with Bob Strauss.
And I will use it here and there.
Say! I will use it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Obam a Care!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Ware-I-err.

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