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Same thing happens to me all the time!

A Northwest Airlines jet carrying 144 passengers overshot its destination and lost ground contact for an hour because the two pilots both lost their concentration as they engaged in a robust debate over company policy. […]

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How Not to Deliver Bad News

I have not to date spent much time on issues that fall into the life skills category, but after receiving an undeliverable email for the millionth time, I feel compelled to go Emily Postal and […]

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An Unintended Hallucination

I just viewed an Ambien CR commercial and actually listened to the required listing of potential side effects, one of which is hallucinations. In this little ditty, a poor woman is haunted by an obnoxious […]

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With real news like this, who needs “The Onion”

We’ve seen the Texas Republican’s moves as House majority leader. Now audiences will see if he can dance lead. By Matea Gold Los Angeles Times August 18, 2009 Reporting from New York – Can the […]

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“But I’m a Cheerleader”

Rah, Rah, Rah, Robbery Cops: Teen cheerleader stole $187 from wheelchair-bound Georgia boy JULY 8–A teenage cheerleader stole $187 from a wheelchair-bound boy who had earned the money selling t-shirts for a charity, police charge. […]

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Rick Perry and Sam Houston discuss Texas’ Secession

Rick Perry President Houston, what brings you back to Texas? Sam Houston   I hear you wantin’ to secede from the Union.  I worked my ass off getting Tejas independent from Santa Anna and a bonafide member […]

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Tea Party – Where’s the Goddamn Sandwiches?

All day I’m reading about tea parties like it’s 4 fucking PM in London.  Instead of those little bite-sized sandwiches, though, I find the likes of Sean Hannity, Ron Paul and others raving on as […]

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Apres Hunting Season

Apres Hunting Season With hunting season finally over, Madge and Hazel prepare to relax over a few bottles of Stag’s Leap Chardonnay. Tags: Humor

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Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?

Somewhere between reading is fundamental and no child left behind we became a nation of scanners whose ability to capture details within a written communication plays out like a game of Battleship.  Take my last three days… please.  I […]

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Czarist America

As I observed the recent debates and discussion relating to saving the US auto industry, I couldn’t help but cringe when learning about the notion of creating a “Car Czar” to oversee the Auto bailout. Now […]

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