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Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Public with Love Child

2011 The Hollywood Gossip May 18 After ten years, actor and former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted he fathered a male child out of wedlock with a domestic assistant. Many are asking what provoked the […]

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SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE:Michelle Bachmann’s Minnesota Friendly

Bachmann, who has been toying with a bid for the GOP nomination, recently told ABC News’ Jonathan Karl she thought President Obama was beatable and that when it comes to the 2012 GOP primary race, […]

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In the Category of No Duh: binge drinking makes you stupid

Study: Binge drinking tied to memory loss in college students By Randy Dotinga HealthDay A new Spanish study links binge drinking in college students to a lowered ability to remember lists of words, although the […]

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Texas House of Representatives Bans Touching but Shooting Still Ok

The Texas House of Representatives just passed a bill prohibiting public servants from touching the “anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person” including through clothing. However, shooting someone’s balls off is still permissible. […]

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If this is a truce, I would hate to see a declaration of war – Daniels cuts PP funding

Despite his early call for a “truce” on social issues, Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels signed a measure Tuesday cutting off $3 million in public funds used to pay for services such as birth control, cancer […]

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Yes Virginia, Barack Obama was born in the United States

Finally, a reporter actually visited Hawaii’s Department of Health building to gather facts regarding President Obama’s birth.  See AP: Obama born in Hawaii but here’s the gist:  In 2008 then candidate Barack Obama released to […]

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OH NO HE DIDN’T – Beck calls Huck a “Progressive”

According the AP, Mike Huckabee criticized his fellow Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck for calling him a “progressive” for supporting Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity efforts. Apparently being a progressive is really, really bad if you […]

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BREAKING NEWS: HANGOVERS WORSEN WITH AGE!

In the category of “no duh:” UPI: Experts say hangovers worsen with age Tags: aging, Hangover

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SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE: Life imitates art (Palin & Griffin)

Sarah Palin called comedian Kathy Griffin a 50 year old bully. By attacking Griffin, Palin has given the Griffin exactly what she wanted: another opportunity to promote herself. Sound familiar? Check out Seinfeld Episode Number […]

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SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE: Huckabee and Glamour of “Single” Moms

 I am initiating a new segment unabashedly stolen from Sports Illustrated entitled, “Sign of the Apocalypse.” For the first installment, I bring you former Arkansas Governor and possible 2012 Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. In […]

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