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General George Washington, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, expressed full support for Major General Benedict Arnold.
Trump Makes America Safe Again With Tried & True Method: One if by Nuclear, Two if by Conventional.
Geppetto’s prices have gone through the roof now that he built a puppet who’s nose doesn’t grow when he lies.
According to the Associated Press, comedian Joe Piscopo may seek the Republican nomination for the office of Governor of New Jersey in 2017.
My DNA analysis was done as a part of doing the show. We ended up doing two stories. The first on my mother’s side about my great-great-grandfather, a Scottish clansman and the second on my father’s side, a Neanderthal from approximately 80,000 years ago. The Scot fought not only the English but members of his own clan while the Neanderthal’s DNA matches my own at levels not seen since their extinction.